Right, this one's a cracker! I finish dinner, go to the loo to wash me hands, turn the light on without looking, put one foot in the room and almost break my fucking arse!! Apparently during dinner a pipe decided to break and flood the bathroom floor. Now, the bloody thing is inside the wall, every other fixture is bone dry, we had to close the main valve and now we have to wait til morning when the plumber will come. Until further notice, we have to use bottled water to wash ourselves. FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!