Whenever I hear about someone upset with gays for "promoting" their lifestyle, I'm confused.

I want to ask Putin and his ilk, hey, if you had a My Little Pony backpack as a kid, would you now want a penis in your mouth?

I'm pretty sure if I'd seen two dudes holding hands when I was a kid, I still am gonna grow up to like boobs.

Heck, my sister used to paint my nails and make me sing "Look at Me, I'm Sandra D." from Greese, and I still never wanted to snuggle up to a man.

I've never liked the "homophobes are closet cases" argument, but sometimes I do gots to wonder.