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Bingowings
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Song Parody Thread (Was "I Cut Myself")
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Date created
1-Apr-2014, 2:19 PM

Is she really going for regime change?

Well, there she is. Let's ask her.

Betty, is that Saddam's ace of spades you're holding?

Mm-hmm

Gee, it must be great finding him

Are you going to the court to see the trial today?

Uh-uh

By the way, where'd you meet him?


I met him in ad-Dawr near Tikrit down a hole, wearing Y-fronts,

You get the picture?

(yes, we see)

That's when I fell for (the leader of Iraq)


My Sarge was always putting him down (down, down)

He said he came from the Baathist side of town

(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the Baathist side of town?)

They told me he was bad

That he had done some atrocities in Baghdad

Irregardless I fell for (the leader of Iraq)


One day my Sarge said, "Find someone new" (noonoo)

I had to throw my Saddam a shoe,

(whatcha mean when ya say that ya threw at him a shoe?)

It's apparently an insult Arabs try.

My Cuban heels got him in the eye.

I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of Iraq)


He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye?

The tears were beginning to show

They put a rope around his neck

I begged them to let him go

But whether they heard, I'll never know

Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!,Boing!,Boing!,SNAP!


I felt so helpless, what could I do?

Remembering all the things we'd been through

In Abu Ghraib  I stop and stare

at a pyramid of nudes, but I don't care

I'll never forget him (the leader of Iraq)


The leader of Iraq - now he's gone

The leader of Iraq - now he's gone

The leader of Iraq - now he's gone

The leader of Iraq - now he's gone