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Avalanche (1994)

I'm glad David Hosselhoff is such a bad actor. This movie wouldn't be half as entertaining as it is if he were the least bit competent.

6/10

No Escape AKA Escape from Absalom (1994)

Stuart Wilson is an ambiguously gay Klingon in this movie. I dare anyone to prove otherwise.

7/10

The Spirit of '76 (1990)

Olivia d'Abo is a fine piece of rear end, and as such, she's the only consistently good thing about this otherwise embarrassing movie.

5/10

La riviere du hibou AKA An Occurrence at Owl Creek (1962) - 7.5/10

Rashomon (1950)

I don't really know what to say about this film. I guess I'll just say that if it weren't for the events which unfold within the last half hour, nothing in Rashomon would come together and work nearly as well as it does.  

8.5/10

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DuracellEnergizer said:


No Escape AKA Escape from Absalom (1994)

Stuart Wilson is an ambiguously gay Klingon in this movie. I dare anyone to prove otherwise.

7/10
Wait, so is there no escape or can they totally escape?

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doubleofive said:

DuracellEnergizer said:


No Escape AKA Escape from Absalom (1994)

Stuart Wilson is an ambiguously gay Klingon in this movie. I dare anyone to prove otherwise.

7/10

Wait, so is there no escape or can they totally escape?

*SPOILERS*

They escape.

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I'm just guessing but I assume dialogue like this.

BETA MALE : I guess we could escape from Absalom or we could could just stay here?

ALPHA MALE : No escape!

STUART WILSON : For the honour of my clan I must cling tenaciously to your buttocks Grrrrrrrrrr!

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The Borderlands (2013).

I had read that this was a cut above the generally stale found footage genre which in my view reached it's zenith in 2007 with REC.

It isn't.

It uses all the same jump scare tactics and torch light cone reveal tricks that have been the bricks and mortar of these films since The Last Broadcast (1998).

Two priests and an agnostic technician are sent to debunk the claims of miracles by a third priest in recently reopened ancient church.

There are a few gags, a few nice character moments and one very distasteful scene of (fake) animal cruelty but basically it's loud noises and sudden darkness being flicked on and off and on again.

3 Balls.

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Godzilla (1998) - 5.5/10

Kingu Kongu tai Gojira AKA King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) - 6/10

Legend (American theatrical version) (1985) - 8.5/10

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I last saw star wars 2 on VHS :) (Original/no changes)

I love star wars!!!!!!

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La Bamba (1987)

Inspirational and tragic biopic of a '50s teen idol.

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I can't tell which 'differently functional' family is the worst in that film.

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San daikaijû: Chikyû saidai no kessen AKA Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964) - 6.5/10

Kaijû daisensô AKA Invasion of Astro-Monster AKA Godzilla vs. Monster Zero AKA etc. (1965) - 6/10

Gojira AKA Godzilla (1954) - 8.5/10

Casper (1995) - 7.5/10

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Casper has been in so many direct to video follow ups to that film, I'm not sure if kids today have even seen the original theatrical shorts. Most of the other Harvey characters seem to have faded into obscurity.

When the heck are they going to make a Hot Stuff, The Little Devil movie?

If you want to be really creeped out, watch the vintage Casper short There's Good Boos Tonight sometime. ;)

Where were you in '77?

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It was one of those rare instances last night where I couldn't make it all the way through a film. The Visitor (1979) was the recipient of this rare honour.

Normally even if a film is tedious (The Sentinel 1977) or vile and soul violating (Salò 1975) I will sit through the thing to the end but this star studded film was so wantonly random I just had to switch off about half an hour in.

I started beautifully with a scene which could have been lifted from Jodorowsky's unmade Dune film. With a Jedi robed John Huston staring off into the horizon of an alien desert as a dark Sith robed figure emerges like a mirage from the horizon. If you have to steal there is very little crime in pinching from a great film like Lawrence of Arabia. But here's the rub the film continues to steal from one great film after another.

The Exorcist is the main victim, indeed it feels at times like a selection of deleted scenes from Exorcist II : The Heretic.

The Omen is also fleeced.

The plot is essentially the Scientology origin mythos. God is the alien captain of a prison ship carrying another alien Sateen which crashes to Earth in the distant past allowing him to escape. God creates birds to find the alien but Sateen turns into an eagle and destroys all but two of the birds and then mates with earth women passing his evil genes down the generations. Jesus (Franco Nero)... yep... Jesus... no REALLY!

with the help of John Huston and lots of bald people are trying to stop his latest vessel (a foul mouthed eight year old girl with the ability to make basketballs explode) from rising to the height of her powers. A shadowy cabal of the kind David Icke wanks himself silly thinking about...possibly, led by a blank faced Mel Ferrer have Lance Henriksen in their thrall with an aim to create a brother for the little brat which they hope to control.

It has a Poseidon Adventure style cast of Hollywood Greats who must have been either really hard up or blackmailed to being in crap like this.

It's like the above mention cabal had looked at what was a hit at the time (Devil child movies, science fiction, the Harlem Globe Trotters, cults) and just churned it all up in a liquidiser and poured it over the celluloid.

The soundtrack needs a mention too. There is this piece of music which is almost identical to the jingle announcing the last chance to buy ice-cream or hotdogs in UK 1970's cinemas and it is played at the most random times imaginable. I have no idea if this film gets any better, I held out to just after Glenn Ford bits the big one but the first half hours is utter balls.

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I got to see that at a limited run re-release in theaters a few months ago. It picks up a little right after you quit but you got the gist of the film. =P

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Blood: The Last Vampire (2000) - 7/10

Monster House (2006) - 8.5/10

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Suffice it to say, I don't agree with Bill's assessment of Superman AT ALL.

8/10

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Yeah he got it completely backwards. I have to wonder if QT has ever seen a Superman film or read a comic.

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If he has, it hasn't been since the mid '80s at the latest. Or he's trying to imply that Bill's assessment of Superman -- and by extention his assessment of the Bride's character herself -- is a load of BS (I don't know if Tarantino is capable of such subtlety, though).

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DuracellEnergizer said:

If he has, it hasn't been since the mid '80s at the latest. Or he's trying to imply that Bill's assessment of Superman -- and by extention his assessment of the Bride's character herself -- is a load of BS (I don't know if Tarantino is capable of such subtlety, though).

 Yeah I have never seen Tarantino pull off anything close to that so i really don't think that is it.  It could be but I don't get that feeling from the movie. if anything the way the scene is shot and acted leads me to believe that it's supposed to prove that Bill is really smart and has deep insights into people,even comic book characters.

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Any good underrated 50's to 70's films, preferably films depicting the period in which they were filmed, or depicting a period within that time frame?

I like that period of film making, and like watching films set in those times. I'd just like to know about the films that aren't popular, I'm also counting films that have gone on to become cult classics as too popular.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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Well one of my favorite film of the 1950s is the Billy Wilder film Ace in the Hole. I don't know if it is well known but I am the only person I know who has seen it so I am guessing it wasn't a huge hit when it came out. It's set in the time period it was made,the 1950s and it a great film.  It some times also goes by the name The Big Carnival.  It's worth checking out IMO.

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Wiseblood (1979) is based on a 1952 novel so it has both ends of the hotdog. It's a bit odd ball but very underrated. The performances are all amazing and it has a very Lynchian feel to it.

Carnival of Souls (1962) feels more like a 50s film and has a unique dreamy atmosphere.

The Day The World Caught Fire (1961) is a times very evocative and rarely gets commented on because it's a British entry into a largely American genre.

Do people talk much about On The Beach (1959)? The cold war never felt more chilling. Everyone has heard of Dr Strangelove (1964) but the comedy free version of the same scenario from the same year, Fail-Safe is as effective in my book.

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Oh and A face in the Crowd is another good movie I don't hear many people talk about.

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EyeShotFirst said:

Any good underrated 50's to 70's films, preferably films depicting the period in which they were filmed, or depicting a period within that time frame?

I like that period of film making, and like watching films set in those times. I'd just like to know about the films that aren't popular, I'm also counting films that have gone on to become cult classics as too popular.

 So many to list...I'll try and come up with some.

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Well one of my favorite film of the 1950s is the Billy Wilder film Ace in the Hole. I don't know if it is well known but I am the only person I know who has seen it so I am guessing it wasn't a huge hit when it came out. It's set in the time period it was made,the 1950s and it a great film.  It some times also goes by the name The Big Carnival.  It's worth checking out IMO.

Kirk Douglas's best performance, Billy Wilder's best film..and that's saying a whole hell of a lot, gorgeous B&W cinematography, dialogue that'll make your mouth water, and easily the most scathing film noir ever made. An unforgettable masterpiece that is one of the few times someone has actually taken an unflinching gaze at the inherent pitfalls of our society. One of the GREAT films. It took me years to see as a kid and I will never forget it.

I finally went through the Jimmy Stewart-Anthony Mann westerns, and again found that the more classic Westerns I watch the more and more I find that they represent the best cinematic canvas for moral parables.

In Mann I found a kindred spirit to my own tastes of narrative storytelling; these pictures look, sound and feel real instead of breathing canned studio air. He definitely deserves to be in the high pantheon of the revered directors, as some of these are masterpieces, and are extremely overlooked.

Winchester '73-A masterpiece, perfect narrative that finally showed the West as the gritty and desolate place it was. Here is where Jimmy Stewart finally broke free of his pre-war image fully and it is a doozy. He plays variations of this nasty embittered character in the four following films with Mann. This film was such an unexpected hit that it revived the failing genre while accidentally promoting the star percentage system deal where the star receives box office percentage points in lieu of a large salary.

4 balls out of 4. One of those rare perfect films.

Bend of the River-A more typical Western, this time dealing with a former outlaw attempting to go straight by leading a group of settlers to the new territories. But the tone is just gorgeous; the film is full of moral temptations, greed, murder and the plot takes quite a few turns that keeps the feature engaging throughout. Wonderful color cinematography.

4 balls out of 4. It isn't fully perfect, but so damn good that you find it staying in your memory.

The Naked Spur-a small drama focusing on a handful of central characters much like a stage play. The film revolves around the Stewart character who has tracked outlaw Robert Ryan to the ends of the earth for a bounty, no matter what the costs, and now must take him back while grappling with two others who have claim to this prize, the crafty needling outlaw, the woman who loves the outlaw and his own blackened heart.

This is a complete story with a beginning and end that reflects the entire purpose of the typical Western film. It feels less like a simple movie and more like great literature.

4 balls out of 4. One of the great westerns.

The Far Country-the least of the five, but still perfectly engaging and watchable. Here Jimmy is a complete loner who is forced to deal with those who would manipulate settlers in the gold territory of the Yukon, but perhaps more importantly his own soul. A good little picture made all the better by Stewart and on location photography.

4 balls out of 4.

The Man From Laramie-A Western King Lear of sorts, in early Cinemascope on a vast canvas. Dark, violent, honest and a narrative that rings true form a truly great picture and sadly the last of these incredible Westerns.

4 balls out of 4.

Night Passage-A film supposed to have been directed by Mann, who thought the story was too silly and opted out. This is a typical Western, mostly forgettable save for the few moments where the Mann-Stewart world appears for an instant. It's thankfully shrot enough that it doesn't really grate on one's nerves, but it does feature several instances of Jimmy playing the accordion. Oh dear.

2.5 balls out of 4.

Shenandoah-this feels more like TV than a movie at times, the direction is not very engaging, but instead of being a Civil War picture, it is more of a melodrama that focuses on a family that struggles to keep out of the war despite being in the middle of Virginia. There are some surprising bits of violence that contribute to an anti-war feeling, and of course a strong central Stewart performance. I just wish the film were better overall and less simple standard fare. It also seems to be the direct inspiration for The Patriot.

3 balls out of 4.

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