Avalanche (1994)

I'm glad David Hosselhoff is such a bad actor. This movie wouldn't be half as entertaining as it is if he were the least bit competent.

6/10

No Escape AKA Escape from Absalom (1994)

Stuart Wilson is an ambiguously gay Klingon in this movie. I dare anyone to prove otherwise.

7/10

The Spirit of '76 (1990)

Olivia d'Abo is a fine piece of rear end, and as such, she's the only consistently good thing about this otherwise embarrassing movie.

5/10

La riviere du hibou AKA An Occurrence at Owl Creek (1962) - 7.5/10

Rashomon (1950)

I don't really know what to say about this film. I guess I'll just say that if it weren't for the events which unfold within the last half hour, nothing in Rashomon would come together and work nearly as well as it does.

8.5/10