TIMELINE-O

PODD

April 27, 1937

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS

This universe was created when the unethical clone of Professor Frink travelled backwards through time to April 27, 1937 and kidnapped the infant George Takei shortly after he was born. Travelling forward in time to the 1950s/1960s, he then did the same thing to the infant Tommy Wiseau.

Returning to the present, he used the DNA from both babies to create a new human subspecies – Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia. Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia is set apart from Homo sapiens sapiens by the former’s distinctive external appearance: all the males resemble George Takei while all the females resemble Tommy Wiseau.<span style=“font-size: small;”></span>

FINAL NOTES

I don’t think I could stand to visit this Earth. All the constant "Oh hai!"s and "Oh my!"s would drive me into a genocidal lunacy.