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Originally posted by: ricarleite
XXX? Daredevil? Evolution? Rat Race? Mission 2 Mars? Dumb & Dumber? Did you actually spent money on these?
Dumb and Dumber is a masterpeice. Its so God damn funny. Its the funniest movie ever made. I can't quit laughing. I can watch it thousands of times and still laugh my ass off.
"His head fell off. Yeah he was pretty old"
"You know I guess there right. Senior citizens though slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose"
"That John Denver is full of shit man"
"I would never do anything to offend a man of your size"
"Austria. Good day mate. Lets put another shrip on the barby"
"Its okay Im a limo driver"
"I fell off a jetway again"
"Man you are one pathetic losser no offense"
"It feels like you are running at an incredible rate"
"Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Samsonite Oh I was way off"
"Thats it I had it with this dump. We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!
"I desperatly want to make love to a school boy"
"You kiss it both lips right hear"
"They yours. both of em"
"You are in luck. Theres a town about two miles that way I am sure you can find two guys over there"
"Wow two luckky guys are going to be driving around with those girls for the next couple months"