Has anyone seen my mug? — Page 2

Bingowings said:

Some boffin would be minted if she/he/it discovered a Pork Crackling analogue.

I've been 26 years under the tofu and I do still miss it, more as a concept than a reality. I would probably be very ill if I actually ate some for real.

I accidentally had some contaminated Pringles in my mouth a month back and while the better half assured me they were only chicken flavour I correctly detected the bird corpse extract from the second or so it stuck to my tongue.

Her entire life of pecking bits on a conveyor belt while being limited to a Borg chamber like cage flashed before my eyes.

It was sad.

She never found a place to scratch the ground even before the end *sigh*.

I've the greatest respect for vegetarians/vegans if that's the way they choose to live their lives. But for me, cows, pigs, sheep, chickens are livestock. Just as Zebra, antelopes, etc are livestock for Lions. Your analogy of the chicken can easily be related to a newborn Wildebeest calf who has barely picked themselves up on their unstable legs, and along comes a lion who says thank you very much. Nature is nature and it is brutal. But there's no right or wrong as far as the food chain goes. Different human cultures denote what we each consider is right or wrong to eat. I would never eat a dog the same way a Muslim would (or should) never eat a pig. But I knew a few of them at school who'd craftily tried a bacon sandwich behind their parents backs lol. 

Okay you talked me into it and I'm tucking into a nice human burger... tastes like pork only more stupid :-D

Bingo the sarcastic cannibal. I prefer a certain thing that smells like fish but tastes like chicken :-D

Margaret Thatcher was overcooked and what's left has probably gone off by now.

Bingo I'm curious. When you awake in the morning, is the first question that enters your mind, 'Oh no, not again.' By any chance?

Quite the opposite actually but I do worry that the laws of gravity only apply to other people for about five minutes until I peel myself off the ceiling for breakfast.

You should have Rowan Atkinson as he appears in Blackadder II as your avatar. He suits the ruff far better btw.

I've lost it again.

Not this time.

Is miss skamoto being far, far to much efficient at the chateu perhaps?

If so....Sack the byitch.....

wife lol

You may laugh but apparently there is a Mrs Bingowings.

Back when I was a teen and still living with my parents I started getting invitations to join Readers Digest addressed to her.

She was entered into and won a number of cash prize draws and even (possibly) a car.

Whoever she is she is one lucky lady.

We haven't met yet but Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life

I got a Mother's Day card with a bear and a flower on the front. It's vanished. We have been opening a few portals around here so it's possible it may be in your home.

If you have it and can see a blue or orange swirly vortex thing just throw it in and then throw some salt at the vortex to collapse it.

Thanx

Have you tried looking in the mirror?  I'd bet you'd catch a glimpse of your mug there.

:)

Bingowings said:

If you have it and can see a blue or orange swirly vortex thing just throw it in and then throw some salt at the vortex to collapse it.

 Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.

Ryan McAvoy said:

Have you tried looking in the bottom of that top drawer in your desk, you know the one, the one where you put stuff when you don't want to forget where you put it but you always do, kinda defeating the point of putting it there? That's where things always are for me anyway LOL

I can't open that drawer as it was something I didn't want to forget so I put it inside itself.