Because Neglify failed to make this thread, I reckoned I would do it. This thread is for reckoning that all the bad weather we get is caused by God's displeasure about political decisions.

I reckon we're getting beautiful weather in Alberta because of the decisions made by the Ugandan government on gays.*

Of course, the West African drought must be a result of everyone else supporting the LGBTQ community.

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RECKON (or speculate or think or muse or declare)!

*DISCLAIMER: I do not actually support the measures taken by the Ugandan government (but I do not support gay marriage either).