TIMELINE-L
PODD
21st Century (?)
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this timeline, TV’s Frink is a major fan of David Lynch.
FINAL NOTES
Frink-L’s favourite Lynch film is, obviously, Mulholland Drive.
TIMELINE-M
PODD
13,000,000,000 BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
A universe that is literally the mirror image of our own; left is right, right is left, and everyone speaks backward.
FINAL NOTES
.heM
TIMELINE-N
PODD
13,000,000,000 BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
A reality where everything is make up of negatively-charged antimatter and light operates on inverted wavelengths.
FINAL NOTES
I’ve got nothin’. shrug
Is there an antipodean version?
*looks up "antipodean"*
Yes.
TIMELINE-O
PODD
April 27, 1937
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This universe was created when the unethical clone of Professor Frink travelled backwards through time to April 27, 1937 and kidnapped the infant George Takei shortly after he was born. Travelling forward in time to the 1950s/1960s, he then did the same thing to the infant Tommy Wiseau.
Returning to the present, he used the DNA from both babies to create a new human subspecies – Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia. Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia is set apart from Homo sapiens sapiens by the former’s distinctive external appearance: all the males resemble George Takei while all the females resemble Tommy Wiseau.<span style=“font-size: small;”></span>
FINAL NOTES
I don’t think I could stand to visit this Earth. All the constant "Oh hai!"s and "Oh my!"s would drive me into a genocidal lunacy.
DuracellEnergizer said:
TIMELINE-M
PODD
13,000,000,000 BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
A universe that is literally the mirror image of our own; left is right, right is left, and everyone speaks backward.
FINAL NOTES
.heM
Do hamburgers eat people in this timeline?
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Timeline-O-
PODD
April 28, 1937
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This universe was created when the unethical clone of Professor Frink travelled backwards through time to April 27, 1937 and kidnapped the infant George Takei shortly after he was born. Travelling forward in time to the 1950s/1960s, he then did the same thing to the infant Tommy Wiseau.
Returning to the present, he used the DNA from both babies to create a new human subspecies -- Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia. Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia is set apart from Homo sapiens sapiens by the former's distinctive external appearance: all the males resemble George Takei while all the females resemble Tommy Wiseau.
A third gender falls through a subspace conduit formed from a wibbly super-string filament
So as well as "Oh my!" and "Oh Hai!" there is also an added "olé!" factor.
Such a timeline is no doubt tenuous and bound to eventually suffer complete chronal collapse, but I'll allow it.
Neglify said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
TIMELINE-M
PODD
13,000,000,000 BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
A universe that is literally the mirror image of our own; left is right, right is left, and everyone speaks backward.
FINAL NOTES
.heM
Do hamburgers eat people in this timeline?
No, people still eat hamburgers. The buns and patties are just flipped around.
Timeline-O--
PODD
April 29, 1937
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This universe was created when the unethical clone of Professor Frink travelled backwards through time to April 27, 1937 and kidnapped the infant George Takei shortly after he was born. Travelling forward in time to the 1950s/1960s, he then did the same thing to the infant Tommy Wiseau.
Returning to the present, he used the DNA from both babies to create a new human subspecies -- Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia. Homo sapiens wiseautakeisia is set apart from Homo sapiens sapiens by the former's distinctive external appearance: all the males resemble George Takei while all the females resemble Tommy Wiseau.
A third and fourth gender fall through two branching subspace conduits formed from a pair of wibbly-wobbly super-string filaments.
So as well as "Oh my!" and "Oh Hai!" there are also added "olé!" and "Oy Vey!" factors.
Complete chronal collapse has begun. Time for the retcon punch.
There, that's better ...
TIMELINE-P
PODD
August 1962
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this timeline, Peter Parker didn't merely gain the porportionate powers of a spider after being bitten by the radioactive arachnid -- he also contracted a rather virulent form of spider-rabies. In the end, he started biting people left and right, bestowing them with spider-powers -- and spider-rabies -- in the process, thus creating a pandemic which engulfed the entire eastern seaboard of the United States before a series of giant Raid bombs where dropped on the afflicted areas, wiping all the Spider-Men and Women out of existence.
FINAL NOTES
J Jonah Jameson was right after all. Nuff said.
TIMELINE-Q
PODD
13,000,000,000 BCE(?)
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this reality, every sentient being in the entire universe is either Q or a Q.
FINAL NOTES
This is where Picard is going after he dies. >=D
TIMELINE-R
PODD
100,000-20,000 BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
Every man, woman, and child on this Earth has natural red hair.
FINAL NOTES
I’d love to live on this Earth (just thinking of a Heather Langenkamp with rich auburn hair makes me drool), but I have the sneaking suspicion that I’d stand out like a sore thumb.
TIMELINE-S
PODD
3,000,000 BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This Earth is inhabited by horrible freaks with yellow skin, huge overbites, and four fingers on each hand!
FINAL NOTES
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
DuracellEnergizer said:
TIMELINE-L
PODD
21st Century (?)
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this timeline, TV's Frink is a major fan of David Lynch.
FINAL NOTES
Frink-L's favourite Lynch film is, obviously, Mulholland Drive.
Frink-L sounds like a real dick.
Just be glad hypertemporal travel is incredibly difficult, making it next to impossible for you two to ever meet and piss each other off.
TIMELINE-T
PODD
?
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This Earth is ruled by Twinkerbell, Queen of the Twinkies.
FINAL NOTES
I think Bieber and Crocker should go back home. They’d be appreciated more amongst their own kind.
TIMELINE-U
PODD
February 14, 2005
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this reality, YouTube is known as UTube. Beyond that single difference, this universe is completely identical to Timeline-1.
FINAL NOTES
This Earth contributes to the rise of poor literacy throughout the multiverse, and as such, it should be destroyed by the Anti-Monitor.
TIMELINE-V
PODD
c. 2007
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this reality, the extraterrestrial Davidickeans invaded and conquered Earth. All humans who survived the initial war and subsequent genocides either became livestock for the Davidickeans or living incubators for their young.
FINAL NOTES
I, for one, welcome our new insect reptilian overlords …
TIMELINE-W
PODD
?
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This Earth is inhabited by wyverns.
FINAL NOTES
Meh.
TIMELINE-X
PODD
?
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This universe is X-rated.
FINAL NOTES
My big head says “no”, but my little head says “yes”.
TIMELINE-Y
PODD
13,000,000,000+ BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this universe, virtually everything is yellow.
FINAL NOTES
I need red to survive, so this reality’s a no-go for moi.
TIMELINE-Z
PODD
October 1, 1968
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this reality, zombies ride zebras while catching a few Zs.
FINAL NOTES
I’ll only visit this universe if I’m allowed to pronounce “Z” as “zed”.
