This thread needs more jokes. Here's one I heard years ago...
The Bell Ringer Joke:
The bell ringer of the local church was getting on in years and, having perfected the art of ringing the church bell, wanted to find another who would ring it in precisely the same way after he himself had retired. So he sent out the word far and wide, and many people soon appeared at his door wishing to try their luck at winning this most estimable position. Although many tried, none could produce the desired tone. So with a heavy heart, he sent them all away.
One day, he heard a THUMP at the door, and upon opening it he saw before him an armless and legless man staring up at him. This man had heard that the bell ringer position was still open, and had come to try his luck. The old bell ringer reminded the eager applicant that the bell was at the top of the church tower, and that any bell ringer would need to climb many steps before reaching the top. In response, the quadriplegic hopped up the front steps into the house. Surprised and somewhat amused at the applicant's physical ability, the bell ringer told him that he could try for the job if he was able to climb the tower. So up the stairs the armless legless man hopped, and finally he made it to the top. The old bell ringer was astounded, yet he saw now that with no arms, the poor applicant would not be able to pull the rope which rung the bell. The man replied that he needed no arms, and upon gathering his strength, he bounced across the floor and threw himself face-first against the bell in a most painful-looking manner. Yet the bell ringer was amazed, for from the bell issued the most perfect and melodious sound he could have imagined. The armless legless man had the job on the spot, and he performed his duties well for many weeks.
One Sunday morning, however, the bell did not ring at the appointed time, and the pastor was horrified to discover the armless legless man lying on the ground in front of the bell tower. The retired bell ringer was summoned, and realized that the man must have misjudged his flying leap at the bell, careening out of the tower window instead of hitting his target. The deputy arrived and asked the retired bell ringer if he knew the name of the victim. The old bell ringer replied:
"I don't actually know...but his face rings a bell."