But I’m not done yet! Let’s alter the already bad scenes and make them worse!
Jar Jar is removed, which is a blessed relief until it’s revealed that the characters now speak to a tennis ball on a string (sound familiar?)
Airbrush the wrinkles off Jabba the Hutt…
Speaking of Jabba, he now has orgies in his palace.
Zam Weasel is now the Grinch in disguise.
In a Hollywood-shrinking move, Hermione Bagwa becomes Hermione Granger.
And of course, the ultimate insult: the Emperor is now played by George Lucas himself! Yes, art imitates life as he turns from his former, more respectable self…
…to a slightly psychotic con-man.
As a result of faulty colour timing, Mustafar is now a toxic waste facility…
…and Anakin is doused in nuclear waste, dissolving most of his internal organs, and forcing him to become Darth Vader!!
Also, some sound changes…