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Post #694280

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FrankT
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Worst Edit Ideas
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Date created
8-Mar-2014, 12:38 PM

But I’m not done yet! Let’s alter the already bad scenes and make them worse!

GODDAMMIT

GET THOSE ROCKS OUTTA THE WAY

I am telling you, Jabba does not need a door that big!!

Jar Jar is removed, which is a blessed relief until it’s revealed that the characters now speak to a tennis ball on a string (sound familiar?)

Don't expect a response.

Airbrush the wrinkles off Jabba the Hutt…

Turning a CGI model into a painting!

Speaking of Jabba, he now has orgies in his palace.

Seriously, I can't

Zam Weasel is now the Grinch in disguise.

I must find some way to keep Christmas from COMING

In a Hollywood-shrinking move, Hermione Bagwa becomes Hermione Granger.

Dexter's Laboratory and the Philosopher's Stone

And of course, the ultimate insult: the Emperor is now played by George Lucas himself! Yes, art imitates life as he turns from his former, more respectable self…

Special effects are a means to an end.

…to a slightly psychotic con-man.

It's MY classic!

As a result of faulty colour timing, Mustafar is now a toxic waste facility…

…and Anakin is doused in nuclear waste, dissolving most of his internal organs, and forcing him to become Darth Vader!!

NOOOOOOOOO

Also, some sound changes…

Great Krayt!

“No… not into the pit! IT BURNNNsssss”