How about an index thread? With my compulsive desire to catalogue things, I might just index the entire Off Topic section and organize it by category and user, providing OT.com users with an easy way to find out if the thread they want has been made yet and simultaneously eliminating the need for this thread, since no one uses it anyway.

Is it crazy and unnecessary, or would people actually find such a thing useful? The only problem is that I won't be able to post it for a while because there are almost 3200 threads in Off Topic.