Bingowings said:
I never said it was a crime or wrong to rise to a level of authority within your church.
To do so, one assumes, requires a degree of nous that if applied to my posts would be able to determine if I am writing a comment about my garden or an insult about your wife (which was the reason I was dragged back here to your title proclaimed divisive thread).
Ridiculous. Just ridiculous. I never felt insulted with regards to my wife. I never felt my wife or kid were the butt of any joke. I thought I maybe just didn't always get your sideways means of communication. I don't think you understand anything unless it is the same. It's pretty straightforward really. I thought you were insulting my sincerity, not my wife or child.
The things you believe as a Mormon are unconventional, to say the least and derive from a source which is also unconventional and conclude in ways which may not be obvious to most people.
If you can make that journey, if you can read faith out of material of that nature and that background you don't need me to explain why I thought you were being a bit of a cunt a few pages back, probably by accident.
I don't need an explanation. I understand your reasoning. I think you need an explanation of why you are wrong to think that about me. I have tried to clarify. Once again, you think I'm feeling something I'm not. But I like how you bring in your interpretation of my religion (which you've consistently demonstrated in the Mormon thread as very incorrect) into everything and feel that should mean I can make sense of every bizarre joke you make.
You also don't need me to telegraph every joke or every surreal flight of fancy so you can pick it out of genuine heartfelt opinion.
We can post in this matter until the sun goes cold if you like. You seem to be flooding the boards with threads of this nature, so maybe you get a kick out of confrontation or something but I prefer Frink flooding the boards of GIFs or people dancing and LOLCatz myself.
At least those make me smile.
Yeah, the board is flooded. Except there's only one on abortion, one on LDS doctrine, one on good news, all worthy of separate topics, all discussing them separately and not overlapping, so I don't know what you're talking about. You don't like confronting me? Then shut up and stick with your myriad of incorrect assumptions.