*sigh* The Men's lost to Canada 0-1.
Dear American Men's Olympic Ice Hockey Team,
Well, you yet again blew it to Canada. I don't even have the words right now. You couldn't even score one lousy point against them. Go hang your heads in shame. They should give you guys medals made out of cheap plastic with an "L" on them, for losers.
Sincerely,
The Warbler
P.S. I could care less whether or not you win the Bronze.
Dear both American Olympic Ice Hockey Teams,
You've let Canadan make us their b****. What the #*%& is with you guys and Canada?!?! Does the sight a maple leaf scare you and make you unable to play hockey?!?!? The powers that be need to make some big changes and find out why the #^*% we can't be Canada. It is a good thing for you that I am not in charge of American. If I were, I'd have you all deported.
Sincerely,
The Warbler