Here's how it gets from one thing to another, completely different thing... :P
From English: To be, or not to be, that is the question.
To Arabic: ?? ????? ?? ?? ????? ???? ?? ??????.
Back to English: To be, or not to be, that is the question.
To Ukranian: ???? ??? ?? ????, ??? ? ???? ???????.
Back to English: To be or not to be, that is the question.
To Thai: ??? ?????????? ????????????
Back to English: Or not, that is the question.
To Chinese Traditional: ??????????
Back to English: Or not, is the question.
To Spanish: O no, es la pregunta.
Back to English: Or not, is the question.
To Danish: Eller ej, er spørgsmålet.
Back to English: Or not is the question.
To Slovak: Alebo nie, je otázka.
Back to English: Or not, is the question.
To Russian: ??? ??? ??? ??????.
Back to English: Or not is the question.
To Romanian: Sau nu e problema.
Back to English: Or there's the problem.
To Portuguese: Ou o problema.
Back to English: Or the problem.
To Norwegian: Eller problemet.
Back to English: Or the problem.
To Lithuanian: Ar problema.
Back to English: Whether the problem is.
To Latvian: Vai ir probl?ma.
Back to English: Or is the problem.
To Hebrew: ?? ?????.
Back to English: Or the problem.
To Hungarian: Vagy a probléma.
Back to English: Or is the problem.
To Indonesian: Atau masalah.
Back to English: Or problems.
To Japanese: ??????
Back to English: Or is the problem.
To Estonian: Või on probleem.
Back to English: Or is the problem.
To Bulgarian: ??? ? ????????.
Back to English: Or is the problem.
To Haitian Creole: Ou se pwoblèm ki genyen.
Back to English: You are the problem.
To Greek: Ε?στε το πρ?βλημα.
Back to English: You are the problem.
To German: Sie sind das Problem.
Back to English: You are the problem.
To Czech: Ty jsi ten problém.
Back to English: You are the problem.
To Slovenian: Ste problem.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Korean: ??? ??? ??.
Back to English: Do you have a problem.
To Dutch: Heb je een probleem.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Finnish: Sinulla on ongelma.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Swedish: Du har ett problem.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Catalan: Vostè té un problema.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To French: Vous avez un problème.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Polish: Masz problem.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Chinese Simplified: ?????
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Vietnamese: B?n có m?t v?n ??.
Back to English: You have a problem.
To Turkish: Senin bir sorunun var.
Back to English: You've got a problem.