I'd...rather not. (you can try if you'd like, though) Even the real Backstroke had some coherency and logical thought process. (no, really!) I mean, it might produce some extra ridiculous results, as you say, but I'm doing it to match the level of ridiculousness, not surpass it.
I think the balance is exactly right. If you saw my gigantic glossary of terms and knew how long it takes me to do even a few lines, you'd understand. :p