TIMELINE-17

PODD

20th century CE

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS

In this universe, Richard Dawkins is a conceited, self-righteous Young Earth Creationist blowhard who runs a Young Earth Creationist sideshow out of Kentucky and writes books for kids teaching them to believe that God planted false evidence to trick people into believing that life evolved and the Earth is far older than some 10,000-6000 years so that they can all burn in Hell.

FINAL NOTES

Say what you will about the Dawkins of this Earth – at least he’s not peddling this shit.