Here it is again.
My theory that Lucas is an actual deity arises out of the crazy defenses that the beaten-wife-syndromesque Lucas Apologists come up with.
"Who are you to question His will?"
"He is the Creator and He can do whatever He wants to His galaxy."
"Everything He does He does for a reason."
"All of His decisons are divine and unquestionable."
"Every one of His creations is perfect and full of unknowable majesty and wonderment."
"This was all part of His plan from the beginning."
"He is just testing our loyalty and devotion to Him."
"When bad things happen to good Star Wars fans it's just because they didn't really believe in Him strongly enough."
Pfeh...
The good thing about this Earthly deity is that you can track Him down and punch Him in the gut when He pisses you off.