TIMELINE-5
++
=
PODD
An infinite amount of time ago.
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
God appears to a community of the last 666 humans on earth in the year 7777 to announce that he (or they) was/were just a trinitarian Loki having a jolly good time messing around with history. One person of the Trinity founded Judaism, another founded Christianity, and the other founded Islam, just to enjoy the conflict between them all. The first one was jealous that Judaism wasn't as successful as the other two religions and sneakily founded both the Baha'i and Mormon religions to conflict with the two main ones. Throughout history they had planted an abundance of evidence against each other, confusing humankind which resulted in the spawning of a multitude of other religions as well as leading many humans to reject religion outright and became atheists or agnostics.
The three persons of God decide that everyone gets to choose which afterlife they want, and everyone is mostly sorta happy.
FINAL NOTES
Possibly the most confusing and one of the most disturbing timelines, as it means that every human on the planet was wrong (except for the agnostics who were neither right or wrong).