TIMELINE-0

PODD (POINT OF DIVERGENCE DATE)

July 12, 1979

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS

Timeline-0 is a world where Disco Demolition Night never occurred, allowing mainstream music to fail much faster than it did in our timeline, leading the entire Earth to fall under the heel of a brutal theocracy controlled by the mainstream music industry.

Anyone who doesn’t conform to the “ideal” ideals of this regime is arrested by the Bieber Clone Corps and sent to “re-education” centres, where they are forced to listen to awful mainstream music and watch awful mainsteam music videos until they revert to an unquestioning drone state.

FINAL NOTES

Don’t blame the Turtle for this timeline’s existence; he had an upset stomache.