Jules
"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do, he's Samoan."
JULES
"Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I heard they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?
BRETT
They're good.
JULES
Mind if I try one of yours?
BRETT
No.
JULES
Yours is this one, right?
BRETT
Yeah.
*Jules grabs the burger and take a bite of it.*
JULES
Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger."
Oh yeah, the corniest of cornies:
"Thats impossible, even for a computer."