I always liked Cardinal Biggles stuttering his way through trying to get the words out: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition; in fact, those who do expect . . . er, our chief weapon is, um . . . surprise, and, uh . . ."
And I always lol at the part in the album version where they come into the Architect sketch and try to get by with a shorter version:
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise—that's all. Just surprise."
"What about fear?"
"Oh, yes yes all right, surprise and fear."
"And fanatical—"
"SHUT UP!"