According to that thread, nothing is a McMuffin.

SilverWook said:

Mos Eisely is a spaceport. Anchorhead was doughnut center, (what a hole)

Consider this your first warning.

LexX said:

I think some may forget that we are talking about planets here. Tatooine could be bigger than Jupiter all we know. It can have millions or even billions of towns small and large.

You're confusing Star Wars planets with actual planets. Star Wars planets have one or two major cities on them, have only one climate, and are within spitting distance of each other.

Actual planets would ruin the ability to tell fun space opera stories, methinks.