TV's Frink said:
TV's Frink said:
I had an idea of flipping the dialogue around so he's told they don't have a bridge, just a tower. The problem there is that Shatner only says "tower" and never says "bridge." Of course, I'm sure there's any number of Star Trek episodes and movies where he says "bridge" so maybe that's doable after all.
It's actually funnier this way!