I personally think you and your girlfriend should march on Washington singing Celine Dion songs while demanding an end to these racist Republican policies that keep her from immigrating to the US. It's only because of the paleness of her skin that these bigots want to keep her from crossing the border. You know how they always claim that the Irish Republican Army is trying to infiltrate our country by posing as Canadians! Next thing you know, she'll get pulled over and questioned about her citizenship because she adds an "Eh" to the end of her sentences, in what amounts to some seriously evil racial profiling! She should have just crossed the St. Lawrence River like all the other so-called "wetbacks." At least that way she could end up in a sanctuary city like Pittsburg.
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