Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
"There is a war out there, old friend. A World War. And its not about who's got the most bullets, its about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think. Its all about the Information."
Benjamin Kingsley, Sneakers
"I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this."
Waldorf, The Muppet Movie
An electronic cerebractomy! It's something so sensational, you'll have to hold on to your hat...Look, when a German scientist says hold on to your hat, he isn't making casual conversation, he means hold on to your hat. Hat! Hold!
Mel Brooks, The Muppet Movie
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Slim Pickens, Dr. Strangelove
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Josh Mostel, Billy Madison
"It's good to be the King."
Mel Brooks, History of the World Part 1