Car alarm -"Stand back, you are too close. Stand back, you are too close. This is your final warning. Stand back now." <alarm sounds> The alarm is ripped out of the car. "No, my mistake. You can stand as close as you want. In fact, take the car!" The alarm is crushed and tossed to the ground. "Oh Lord, I've fallen, and I can't get up."
"Hardware Wars - You'll laugh, You'll cry, You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!!"
"Alex Rogan: Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
Grig: Death is a primitive concept; I prefer to think of them as battling evil - in another dimension!"
"Don't worry, I'll have it all figured out once we reach the Frontier"
Alarms go off
"What's that?"
"The Frontier.'
"She won't answer her helm. We're being pulled into the moon's gravitational field!"
"What do we do?!"
"We die."
"Freedom? We already have it. Fame? Nah, it's an empty purse. Count it, and go broke. Eat it and go hungry. Seek it, and go mad."
"They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales."
"I suppose they told you that."
"The hell they did."
"Riight"
"If you go to Zah-ha-doom, you will die. "
"PROTOCULTUUUREE!!!!"
"Hey, Ted. Don't fear the reaper."
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And where you should not. For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is, too. Life creates it; Makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us; and binds us. Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter. You must feel the Force flow through you. Between you, me, the tree, everywhere. Even between the land, and the ship."
"I don't believe it!"
"That, is why you fail."