I found a much worse translator. Ordinarily, that would be bad, but in this case, that's great! ;) I'm quite pleased with the results. ("Away put" became "Invests"? Awesome! That's the same line of reasoning, if you will, as in the original Backstroke!) Here's a section from Empire...

SEE: ...Still had the matter to be familiar about this place. I feeling to like...

STRANGE VOICE: What does the feeling look like?

SEE: If we keeping watch on!

CREATURE: Invests your weapon! I meant that you do not have the harm. Why I want to know, your here?

SEE: I am seeking for somebody.

CREATURE: Seek? Find out you to have my person saying that?

SEE: Good.

CREATURE: Helpings me be able you. Yes, mmmm.

SEE: I so do not think. I am seeking for a outstanding soldier.

CREATURE: Ahhh! A outstanding soldier. The war does not make one outstanding.

SEE: Invests that to get down. Hey! That is my supper.

CREATURE: Do you obtain are very big, eat this type food?

SEE: Listens, the friend, we do not have meaning to lemon in that water hole, if we possibly mess with our airship, our meeting, but we cannot, therefore why you are not...

CREATURE: Can't Aww, mess with your airship?

SEE: Hey, you possibly broke this. Do not make that. Ohhh...You make the confusion. Hey, gives me that!

CREATURE: Ore! I will helping you not have.

SEE: I do not want your helping. I want behind my lamp. I mudhole that needs it to leave this to mount.

CREATURE: Mudhole? Mounts? My family this is.

SEE: Oh, Reach the man, making him handles it.

CREATURE: Ore! Ore!

SEE: Reach the man...

CREATURE: Ore!

SEE: Now you will transfer, kid? We handles been done a lot of cooperation.

CREATURE: Otherwise! No, no! Stays and helpings you, I. Seeks for your friend?

SEE: I am not seeking for a friend, I seek for hopeless situation elder.

CREATURE: Oohhh. hopeless situation elder. Vanquish. You seek for Vanquish.

SEE: Do you understand of him?

CREATURE: Mmm. send to him you, I. Yes, yes. However now, we must eat. Come. Good of food. Come.