Hi, it's Neglify from the Epoch Times.

I've been keeping my readers up-to-date with your press conference, you can read my cover story for it here.

I've had a lot of readers write in with questions, here are the top 3 most common. (Apologies if I'm only allowed one question per post, I'm from California so I usually don't give a shit about rules.)

1) Do you believe in God?

2) Are you black or white?

3) Do you masturbate while posting in this thread? Or do you fap later while reading your posts?