The Ric Olie Press Conference Thread — Page 2

I suggest "Catch the Pretty Woman if You're Dead".

Oh...wrong Ric.

:(

RicOlie_2 said:

I have a further question (see above post (the above post written by me) for my credentials--it says that I am your shadow and an observer (that is, I make relevant observations for the benefit of others) for the Daily Observatory):

Since you look exactly like Ralph Brown, how can you claim to be handsomer than he is?

 Ralph Brown is another of my socks.

RicOlie_2 said:

I have yet another question (see above post for my credentials):

Are you not participating in the same sort of revisionism as George Lucas by changing the titles of all threads made by you with your name instead of your sock puppet's name without providing the original title alongside the new and improved one?

 George Lucas is another of my socks.

Ryan McAvoy said:

"Hi, it's me Tintin (Get down Snowy!), intrepid reporter for Le Petit Vingtième..."

"...Rumour has it that George Lucas is planning a new film that would be like a blend of the best plot elements of 'Catch me if you can', 'The quick and the dead' and 'Pretty Woman'. He recently commented that he's stuck for a title, can you suggest one?"

 If he's stuck, then by definition, so am I (see previous post).

TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I have yet another question (see above post for my credentials):

Are you not participating in the same sort of revisionism as George Lucas by changing the titles of all threads made by you with your name instead of your sock puppet's name without providing the original title alongside the new and improved one?

 George Lucas is another of my socks.

 Then why don't you give us a good-quality version of the OT!?

(Credentials can be found in the first and second posts I made in this thread).

TV's Frink said:

Ryan McAvoy said:

"Hi, it's me Tintin (Get down Snowy!), intrepid reporter for Le Petit Vingtième..."

...

"...Rumour has it that George Lucas is planning a new film that would be like a blend of the best plot elements of 'Catch me if you can', 'The quick and the dead' and 'Pretty Woman'. He recently commented that he's stuck for a title, can you suggest one?"

 If he's stuck, then by definition, so am I (see previous post).

 Then you can take my suggestion!

RicOlie_2 said:

TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I have yet another question (see above post for my credentials):

Are you not participating in the same sort of revisionism as George Lucas by changing the titles of all threads made by you with your name instead of your sock puppet's name without providing the original title alongside the new and improved one?

 George Lucas is another of my socks.

 Then why don't you give us a good-quality version of the OT!?

Harmy is also one of my socks.

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

*is bored with press conference, changes to the paint drying channel*

 MEDIA CREDENTIALS OR GET OUT

 oh very well  *shows credentials of South Jersey Gazette*

Ha, so you didn't switch over to the paint-drying channel!

timdiggerm said:

TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I have yet another question (see above post for my credentials):

Are you not participating in the same sort of revisionism as George Lucas by changing the titles of all threads made by you with your name instead of your sock puppet's name without providing the original title alongside the new and improved one?

 George Lucas is another of my socks.

 Then why don't you give us a good-quality version of the OT!?

Harmy is also one of my socks.

 no show, ankle, crew, or knee-high?

 No credentials.

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

*is bored with press conference, changes to the paint drying channel*

 MEDIA CREDENTIALS OR GET OUT

 oh very well  *shows credentials of South Jersey Gazette*

 What's your question?

*throws shoe* 

Me am Bizarro Ric! Me am not now wondering if you am not a Bizarro version of me instead of me am not being a Bizarro version of you! Can you not or can you provide a question to this answer?

Warbler said:

*throws shoe* 

 That's not a question.

timdiggerm said:

TV's Frink said:

timdiggerm said:

TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I have yet another question (see above post for my credentials):

Are you not participating in the same sort of revisionism as George Lucas by changing the titles of all threads made by you with your name instead of your sock puppet's name without providing the original title alongside the new and improved one?

 George Lucas is another of my socks.

 Then why don't you give us a good-quality version of the OT!?

Harmy is also one of my socks.

 no show, ankle, crew, or knee-high?

 No credentials.

I'm from the New Naboo News Noter.

 Thank you.  The answer to your question is "full body."

Tack said:

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DEMAND AN ANSWER!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, FRINK/OLIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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 Your question did not end in a question mark.  Also, no credentials.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Me am Bizarro Ric! Me am not now wondering if you am not a Bizarro version of me instead of me am not being a Bizarro version of you! Can you not or can you provide a question to this answer?

 No credentials.

Only if you have credentials.

Ryan McAvoy said:

"Sacharissa Cripslock, reporter with The Ankh-Morpork Times..."

"...It has been reported that Mr. Kobayashi off of Brassed-Off said you had an IQ of "85". Care to respond to that?"

 Never heard of him, so...no.  But wait, I just did, so...yes.