You then make your only legal move, Rg2, after which I play Re1 mate, and I let out a big sigh of relief.

JEDIT: Now that I read that, I hope I didn't come off as condescending. I was really nervous this whole game, and only by a miracle did I manage to reframe my position in a good light. I then laid several traps that you weren't walking into, right up till the end. You played well, and I hope you don't mind that I finished the game. I am willing to play another at handicap, if you wish. I love chess, and I'd love to keep playing and sharpening your skills. If you wish, I can even walk you through my mental processes throughout the game so you can see why I did what I did, you can learn more about my style and strategies (and thus not fall for them), and also get some good general pointers in tactics. Again, I'm nothing great, but if you're interested, I might be able to improve your game.