Maybe they dont have a mandatory physical that would have revealed Greedo's glaring flaw - BLIND AS A "something blind"
Id say minoc (however thats spelled) but maybe they are like bats, and actually can see. Obviously StarWars.com folks cant see, or hear, or use any sort of logic - the last part is an effect that some might not think is directly related to having ones head firmly placed in GLs large ass. (But apparently...)