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Men rub penises for pleasure... what more is there to say?
Men rub penises for pleasure... what more is there to say?
Don't forget women and their lesbian genitals!
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TV's Frink said:
Don't forget women and their lesbian genitals!
I like to rub those too
but never rub another mans rhubarb.
They're not interested in you rubbing them.
Rhubarb sucks anyway ... unless mixed with strawberries ... in the form of a pie ...
Man, I wish there was some strawberry-rhubarb pie somewhere in the house.
It's good with cherries too. I love a good homemade cherry-rhubarb pie.
It isn't bad dipped in sugar, either...
DuracellEnergizer said:
Rhubarb sucks anyway ... unless mixed with strawberries ... in the form of a pie ...
Man, I wish there was some strawberry-rhubarb pie somewhere in the house.
Never had rhubarb crumble and custard? it's delish!
(I'm uncertain if we're posting euphemisms or are genuinely discussing rhubarb. Either way it's good lol)
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No euphemisms on my part (frankly, I can't think of any that doesn't involve something Cronenberg-esque, and I'm not that perverted).
I'm just doing my bit to keep this thread appropriate enough for me to read. ;)
I don't like rubbing Cronenbergs.
We need new terminology.
So who is this girl to me? How do I write about her in the family bible? "Third-Cousin-In-Law-By-Way-of-Former-Lesbian-Lifepartnership" seems too wordy.
I think an international conclave needs to be called to come up with new words to deal with this stuff.
TheCousin
I'm disappointed that no one's bothered to discuss heterosexuality, bisexuality, asexuality, and the various gray areas in-between in this thread. Everything's 100% gay 100% of the time.
I think I posted an article about homosexuality and bisexuality by a bisexual somewhere in the thread.
And HotRod has posted about heterosexuality or heterosexual topics a few times.
My genital friction comments work for the entire spectrum of sexuality (though I confess to forgetting for a moment that women on your planet don't have penises).
^Typical Earth Female
Dickless!
wait... you mean he's a....?
Tleilaxu Face Dancer? Of course!
Here is my current view on homosexuality and here is the angry response that the person who made the video received and the defense of her and her video.
I find it disgusting how some people treat those who respectfully disagree with homosexual sex. I'm glad people on this forum are more respectful (with a couple exceptions) then the people who gave such negative responses to the first video.
Prepared to be disgusted some more.
It's none of your, mine or anyone elses business what other consenting adults do with their genitals.
Be they gay, bi, straight, old, young, or whatever their ethnicity or religion.
Indeed if you are in a position of holding a view along those lines I would prefer it if you stopped being alive rather than opened your mouth or started typing on the subject.
Asking questions is fine but only in the context of informed adult consent you are contemplating giving. Not on what other people do.
Honestly people are far too interested in the sex other people are doing.
If anyone tries to restrict my freedoms based on their beliefs I will give them a very loud piece of my mind.
RE: GQ magazine I agree with this deranged woman that they clearly don't understand what the Bible says about men rubbing their genitals with other men (lesbians are largely an irrelevance Biblically speaking as it was written by bronze aged men who probably don't even imagine female sexual pleasure as possible let alone worth prohibiting against). Note how she skips all the punishments for these 'crimes' laid out in the same evil text?
However they are right about it being unChristian because all judgements of other people come under Mathew 7:3-5 and John 8:7 when seen from the Christian perspective.
As Christians, Christians should A) apply the laws to themselves and not worry about what other people are doing more than what they do and B) do not judge others because you aren't equipped for the task or risk the outcome of Matthew 7:1-3.
As someone who isn't Christian I'm not bound by those rules but if you are claiming to be one and aren't bound by those rules please vacate the universe, you are a waste of air and protein.
I don't think you should be restricted, Bingowings, at least not anymore.* It shouldn't be illegal--we don't live in a theocracy--but I don't think it's right for people to be so uncivil about the issue and attack people for their religious beliefs. If you expect people to accept what you do, you should be ready to accept that they may not agree with it. Tolerance is, as many have said, a double-edged sword. You can't expect tolerance from one group and not be tolerant yourself.
*EDIT: I just realized that it sounds like I think you should have been restricted, but not anymore. :P I meant I no longer hold the view that you should be condemned for it. I believe that's God's job, not ours.
I think people should be uncivil when people are using a book they claim is holy to selectively insult, and restrict the freedoms of others when the same book says you shouldn't.
You made as similar comment in your thread but notice how this nutcase equates homosexuality with murder?
And you wonder why people call her names like nutcase?
Just stop thinking yourself into other people's bedrooms you perv.
While we are on the subject what does lying with a man as a woman entail?
I've laid with both sometimes in the same bed (back when I was small child I laid with my mum and my dad) and I can't really notice a difference.
If you mean sex, I've never had sex with a man as if he were a woman or had sex with a woman as if she were a man.
When I have sex with someone it's always with that person and not imagining someone else which I personally think is bad manners.
Maybe that's what the Bible meant????