I know! There'll be a big honkin' crossover between the Star Wars Universe and the mainstream Marvel Universe that'll run for five years and seventy-two issues, with lots an' lots of murders and rapes to show how mature and sophisticated it all is! Grant Morrison will be the head writer, and he'll use his own blood to pen the script! And at the end of it all both universes will crash together, fusing them into one ugly, twisted mess, and then there'll be a follow up miniseries that'll run for eighty-four issues, full of even more murders and rapes just to drive home the point of how mature and sophisticated it all is!
Oh, and Rob Liefeld will be the artist.