Leonardo said:

MrBrown said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I never have, do not, and never will watch porn, so I am safe from any such hypocrisy.

EDIT: As in I am not hypocritical in that way.

You miss a lot off really good dialogs.

There is a german Porn, a women... lightly dressed... brings some repairman down in a basement, where a defect fuse box is. He is wearing a mask. Under the electrical box there is a heap of straw. The dialoge (I translated it for your convenience :) ):

she: "And here is the defect electrical box."

he: "Why is a heap of straw lying around?"

she: "Why do you wear a mask?"

he: "well.. uhm.. blow me."

That is hilarious.

I know I'm in a minority but I don't really get the point of a plot in porn. All I watch is x minute clips, I'm not going to watch and pretend to follow a 90 minute "story"... But there you go, different strokes.

I never watched the whole scene, because I don't know witch porn it is, but the (german) dialog part of the scene can be found on youtube. In German it is "Warum liegt hier Stroh rum?"

I remember, when I was younger (about 14-16) there were some erotic movies in german Television late night. (Not too explicit, they were more softcore.) Some of them were Bavarian Productions from the 70/80s, and they also had hilarious dialogs. They were more a kind of humourous story interrupted by some scenes of more ore less erotic.. "making" out.

But, I think you are not the mionority watching porn just for the ... porn. It's kind different kind of watching, It is very different you watch something for story, or for.. short handed fun...