RicOlie_2 said:
I never have, do not, and never will watch porn, so I am safe from any such hypocrisy.
EDIT: As in I am not hypocritical in that way.
You miss a lot off really good dialogs.
There is a german Porn, a women... lightly dressed... brings some repairman down in a basement, where a defect fuse box is. He is wearing a mask. Under the electrical box there is a heap of straw. The dialoge (I translated it for your convenience :) ):
she: "And here is the defect electrical box."
he: "Why is a heap of straw lying around?"
she: "Why do you wear a mask?"
he: "well.. uhm.. blow me."