Ah wonderful day to wake up to and see the dawn of today. Wait, there's something weird happening outside... *turns on the news to confirm* OMG the planet is invaded by intelligent Apes!!!!
Tobar said:Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Phew! I'm back in 2013! Don't have to deal with the Ape planet of 2014 anymore!
Tobar said:Welcome to Yesterday
Wait!!!! You just took me to yesterday!!! Now you brought me back to the APE 2014 invasion!!!! NO!
Tobar said:Edge of Tomorrow
Wait a second what? What ascending? What you want me to ascend Jupiter? How?
Tobar said:Jupiter Ascending
Yeah, yeah I know it's some supreme task... Just tell me how you expect me to ascend Jupiter from Earth. An Earth now invaded with intelligent Apes.
Tobar said:Transcendence
Uh huh, uh huh, following you here. So you got some machine thingy? Tell me more.
Tobar said:The Machine
Alright now we're getting someplace you got some interplanetary vehicle to take me away from this Ape planet!
Tobar said:Interstellar
Wait what? What divergence??? You trying to divide me up like some clone or something? What!? We were just going to go on the space ride!!!!!!
Tobar said:Divergent
Oh so you're going to put the duplicate parts of me into some robot here on Earth! Oh! But wait the Apes are invading! Why are robot police combined with humans necessary!?
Tobar said:Robocop
Oh, well that makes sense. So we're like soldiers recruited to fight Godzilla? Screw that I'll be on Godzilla's side and destroy the invading Apes!!!!! Robotwist and Godzilla vs. The Planet of the Apes and Robocops!!!
Tobar said:Godzilla
