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The Golf Discussion Thread (discussions on Crazy Golf, Mario Golf and the various gray areas in-between are also welcomed)

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This is a thread devoted primarily to the discussion of golf. Anything pertaining to the subject -- be it moral, philosophical, theological, biological, psychological, etc -- goes. You can also discuss other forms of putting balls into hole games if you wish.

I'll start the thread off by giving my own personal feelings on the subject.

Personally, I don't buy into the false dichotomy that golf playing is either a choice or something that a person is born with. The causes of golf playing in humans probably vary between individuals.

I don't believe that golf players can be reoriented into racket sportsmen. Reparative therapy may cause patients with latent polo desires to develop into tennis players, but it won't cause them to lose their golfing desires.

Due to my upbringing, I'll never be fully comfortable with golf. I believe golf players have the right to live their lives the way they want to live them, though, and so I will do nothing to dissuade or hinder them from doing so. 

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I bought a Passat, a Golf would be too small for my family

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Jaitea said:

I bought a Passat, a Golf would be too small for my family

J

 Damn you beat me to it by seconds LOL

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Wii Golf is pretty fun. That is all.

I’m just here because I’m driving tonight.

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darth_ender said:

Obama sucks.

 Jesus wasn't a very good golfer either.

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TV's Frink said:

darth_ender said:

Obama sucks.

 Jesus wasn't a very good golfer either.

 His hands had a good grip, he got a hole in two.

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I actually drive a 2003 Golf. Got it last year. Very reliable.

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In Summertimes I Drive a Golf One Convertible from 1990. In Winter I Drive a Golf II from 1991. But at Heart I am more an Opel Person, owning an Opel Manta B GSi from 1986.

"I kill Gandalf." - Igor, Dork Tower

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HotRod said:

What's your view on the majority of golf players being perverted child molesters?

 What's your Handycap?

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I don't have just one handycap, I have manies.

Sure I also have to substitute a missing sports car with a big...

Also I am very impatient, and it's not allowed to shoot the lame ass retired doctors down the grass with the Golfballs.

And third: I hate sunlight. And it is hard to find a nightly usable Golfcourt.

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HotRod said:

I hate sand, it's course, rough, irritating..it gets everywhere

 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ;-)

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Ryan McAvoy said:

HotRod said:

I hate sand, it's course, rough, irritating..it gets everywhere

 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ;-)

 I allways thought it was "those in Glass houses should go down into the basement to take a sh.t"

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