I'm more impressed by the power to transubstantiate scripture than I am by bread and wine. Bishops should be good husbands and fathers, the congregations should be governed by a council of modest elder family people.... We can just rip that stuff right out of the Bible and have a good source of toilet paper.

In other news, Francis has charged his clergy to get out there and RRRIIIPPPP open doors for the Church. Get those doors of children and confused teens torn WIDE until they SCREAM the name "JESUS!!!!". He must be serious. Saying what you mean and meaning what you say is the very definition of "Jesuitical".