TV's Frink said:

darth_ender said:

Yeah, I know, but I'll be honest, I actually typed a single swear word. Now that might seem silly, but I've always tried to be a good example of my faith here, so I deliberately swore so as to throw off any suspicion. And then just recently, I told moth3r that I did it once and learned my lesson, but in reality I have done it twice, so even admitting that I did it again kind of makes me feel bad. On the other hand, I really want to share it, so...give me a bit if no one guesses it, and I'll probably work up the courage to admit it.

If you aren't going to tell us, you shouldn't have brought it up.

and now that he's brought it up, he should just say it, get it over with, and end all the drama-making.