SilverWook said:
Are you a wizard? ;)
It's my beard. I finally figured out how to harness the fantastic powers it contains.
I just have to stroke my chin and utter "By the power of Norris, I have the Whiskers!!"
And thus I become Leo, the Fat Zilch with a Homeless Beard!
....I may change that title, I'm not too sure about a couple of words.