DuracellEnergizer said:
Since the world tells me I cannot wear a toothbrush* mustache, I wear a toothbrush mustache to spite the world.
*I refuse to refer to it as a Hitler mustache, as he was neither the inventor of the style nor the only one to have ever worn it.
Nice one, man! *respect fistbump*
It's a Chaplin stache! Never let a fine facial hair style be ruined by a bad apple! (*understatement of the century)
I have yet to see a film company refuse to work with Tom Selleck because his trademark is a Stalin mustache.
DOUBLE STANDARDS!