The Troll Speculation Thread — Page 17

How did I not think of that line? Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I was responsible for the pseudo-pat man (pat[space][space]man), TaggartFrenzy, and pseudo-coltonlolz (coltonlolz[space]) sock-puppet accounts.

I don't know why I engaged in this juvenile behavior. It started as a way to "troll the trolls" (or so I thought), but quickly spun out-of-control.

I didn't think about how my actions would damage the trust that this community is built upon; I was too hyper and caught up in the moment to reflect on what I was doing. Despite what my sock-puppet accounts indicate, I do care deeply about this community and am now in the right state-of-mind to implore you to accept my aplogies for inflicting this damage.

pat man: Please accept my apology for impersonating you. I took pat[space][space]man way too far and you never deserved being treated like that. I am sorry.

coltonlolz: Please accept my apology for impersonating you. I was particularly juvenile with coltonlolz[space] and I fear that it may have worsened some users' opinion of you due to the confusion. I am sorry.

Leonardo: Please accept my apology for egging-you-on with coltonlolz[space]. I knew nothing of your recent loss and the knowledge that I made this time harder for you is something I will regret for the rest of my life. I am sorry.

mods{Jay, Anchorhead, Moth3r, SilverWook}: Please accept my apology for making your respective jobs here harder to do. I am sorry.

originaltrilogy.com: Please accept my apology for undermining your trust with my confusing sock-puppet account shenanigans. The content (and intent, really) of my sock-puppet posts was unacceptable. I was nearly banned for this, so I have certainly learned my lesson. I am sorry.

I swear to never again take up a sock-puppet account or do anything of the sort. I'm done.

I'll continue to try to be a productive member of this community and I'll do my best to support it in any way I can.

Anthony

I kinda had a hunch, at some point, that it was you.

AntcuFaalb said:

Leonardo: Please accept my apology for egging-you-on with coltonlolz[space]. I knew nothing of your recent loss and the knowledge that I made this time harder for you is something I will regret for the rest of my life. I am sorry.

Apology accepted, Captain Needa Ant. Although I do frown upon certain behaviours (and I cannot understand jeopardizing an account and a reputation just for the lulz), you were having fun, and I was too. I have no ill feelings towards you. We're cool.

I'll have to re-read my posts, I was an animal, I jumped on the guy like a jackal!

Sei un bastardone, Antonio! :P The fact the you were constantly there to interact with the sock was a dead giveaway.

Bingowings said:

I'm never going to apologize for being Warb.

lol

Ric! We haven't seen you for a while! Were have you been?

darth_ender said:

I guess this is proof that socks [...] are tolerated as long as the person being impersonated is exceedingly attractive.

You catch on pretty quick.

Thanks 2ko.

Colton bit the dust. I have a feeling he'll be back. It wouldn't be the first time.

SilverWook said:

Are you a wizard? ;)

It's my beard. I finally figured out how to harness the fantastic powers it contains.

I just have to stroke my chin and utter "By the power of Norris, I have the Whiskers!!"

And thus I become Leo, the Fat Zilch with a Homeless Beard!

....I may change that title, I'm not too sure about a couple of words.