coltonlolz might be the best OT.com troll in recent memory.
He's an order-of-magnitude better than pat man and we're still not even sure if pat man was trolling... (Is everyone calibrated yet?)
I'm convinced that coltonlolz trolls an OT.com that's located in another dimension and his antics are leaking into this one. Only some of his posts have come through the interdimensional-aether, so we're stuck thinking: Is he a troll or is he just some infuriating teenager?
So here's to you, coltonlolz. You win the Troll Award. Yay!
