I think you missed the part where I said I'm just messing with you. I don't even necessarily think you are that way, just that your posts could come off that way. It was a joke. I really want you to feel welcome here, but I do tease a lot, especially if I think someone is expressing things awkwardly.
You know, every online forum has its own culture. There is almost always a little difficulty integrating in some forums. When I first started posting here, I was offended by a few, including Frink. Now I understand the culture better and it's all good. There's a lot of teasing here, but just hang in there and you'll be fine. BTW, notice that I included a winky face in the first post. Though I don't always include one, when I do, it's a sure sign that my comment is intended to be harmless...hopefully humorous, but harmless.