darth_ender: How do I keep the Mormons away? I don't have any problem with them and I'm polite-to-a-fault (e.g., I don't argue with them), but I don't want to waste my time (sometimes as much as 15 minutes!) speaking to them in my doorway.

I'm a Tooth Fairy Agnostic (a.k.a. "strong agnosticism") and I have no interest in changing my beliefs or the beliefs of anyone else.

I just don't want them ringing my doorbell anymore.

Are there any magic words I can post on my door that most Mormons will respect?