When I was a boy the decorations went up on Christmas eve and came down 12 days later.
Now as soon as the lights go out in the pumpkins they go on inside the wire reindeer and deflatable snowmen.
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
As for boobies, it's just a lighthearted word for busty substances.
Someone should start a charity for encouraging puritans to invade another new world, they have screwed up three already.