What are the chances that the first teaser for this will feature any of the following?
- "The Force" theme
- clips from previous films
- an exploding logo / Vader head in space
- "STAR WARS" rushing at the camera
- a build up appearing like a non-Star Wars movie before a lightsaber appears and reveals all
- "I've got a bad feeling about this"
- zooming pans across pre-production art
- A narrator