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imperialscum
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Things imperialscum hates (and other depressing goings on in his mind) ***FIRST POST UPDATED AGAIN, NOW WITH MOAR LYNX!***
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23-Oct-2013, 10:18 PM

AntcuFaalb said:

imperialscum said:

AntcuFaalb said:

CP3S said:

I feel like in 2013 there really ought to be a better way to clean up after having a bowel movement. I mean, we wash our hands with soap and water to remove invisible germs, we have hand sanitizer bottles waiting in nearly every doorway, but we can't be bothered to come up with better methods for cleaning fresh poop off of our bodies beyond wiping at ourselves blindly with a dry square (or wad of squares).

I use these: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008EONH04

I've been using them for as long as I can remember. My parents do as well.

Instructions: Use just like toilet paper. Continue to use new ones until they come back completely clean. Flush.

But I feel like this is a waste of money (as well as world's resources). Not to mention it is way worse than water/bidet.

How is it way worse than a bidet? The product is quite... moist.

By the time I'm done, the final wipe looks the same as it did before it went on its little journey.

Plus, I do back-to-front and front-to-back.

I'm absurdly meticulous with ass cleanliness. My crack shines when I'm done.

Apart from the already mentioned stuff, what if you have a really soft and sticky mess with huge chunks still attached around your rear. With water you can easily and very quickly remove it and make it completely clean. With toilet paper or wet tissues you need a lot of time and rubbing. While wet tissues might be more effective in the final stages, they don't do much better than toilet paper in the initial stages of operation. And if you have any hair back there, with paper/tissues you will first make it an even bigger mess before it will get better.